Periwinkle

When you're wiping your posterior after having a bowel movement and your finger goes through the toilet paper and touches your anus.

Dude, this TP is so cheap I just got periwinkled!

by w00dg0blin August 10, 2010

Periwinkle

A total boss, and Chuck Norris' son

Perwinkle loves mac and cheese.

Periwinkle has great hair.

Periwinkle can go a jigsaw puzzle in a library in Brazil.

"Periwinkle, Periwinkle, I love you! yes I do!!!"

by La' Nava and crazy girl August 22, 2011

periwinkles

what crabs (pubic lice) are called when the take the happy trail and reach the belly button

"dude my belly buttons mad ichy i think i got periwinkles"

by mike scizzannell November 02, 2007

Periwinkle

A large man commonly associated with computers and school computer labs.

If you see Periwinkle in the playground the computer lab must be closed.

by Donald Duck September 15, 2003

Periwinkle

Someone or something that is so uncool.

1. I have to shovel the walks, thats so periwinkle.

2. I hate this periwinkle class.

by Parker Wellington December 03, 2003

Periwinkle

Anything that is purple.

I have a cat that is periwinkle.

by Doctor Piggy June 28, 2016

Scrotum Periwinkle

Another word for genital warts caused by the HPV virus.

Wow, looks like Keenan's got some blazing scrotum periwinkles.

Looks like I need to water my scrotum periwinkles, they're multiplying.

by ELEANORANDCOLETTE March 01, 2011