peaches and plums

a reference to 3x05 of the magicians in which quentin and eliot spend their whole lives together. it's pretty gay and changed both of the characters lives.

''peaches and plums, motherfucker. i'm alive in here.''
''peaches and plums...'' ''peaches and plums.''

by preserum February 25, 2019

Percheron

The WORST breed of horse. They are a completely USELESS type of draft horse that is usually blue or green. They originated in Mexico and are now used in everything from live sex shows to pulling plows and carriages.

"That black horse over there is really ugly, must be a percheron!"

by p1@typu5 September 10, 2021

Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

by victoras69 February 12, 2022

Pechenis

Pechines, When a penis tastes of cheese, or when your penis has a cheesey texture.
Also has the meaning of he dick tasted like shit and makes you wanna throw up.

Barry last night had a Pechenis, made me want to throw up

by Will Is Gay July 28, 2012

Pussy-Parcher

One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.

"Those girls literally ran away from Randolph, he's a total pussy-parcher."

by Abbie Wilkes November 21, 2009

Playing Peaches

1) The act of messing around. Not being serious.
2) A person who prefers to play games rather then accomplish tasks.

"That guy was supposed to get the materials for the big meeting. But he's just sitting around playing peaches."

by Eugene Arthur Mamet January 3, 2009

Extra Sensory Perception

The awareness of or ability to detect current or future events, other's feelings or thoughts beyond the normal channels of communication or without any tangible contact; clairvoyance; premonition.

Extra Sensory Perception ESP, clairvoyance made him aware the catastrophe was going to happen 3 days before it occurred.

by SkaWtT December 6, 2014