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Pionel Pepsi

Washed up pen merchant that is said to have haunted relegation clubs like Eibar and Mallorca. Currently farming in the Uber Eats league but is finished and only has 2 goals this season. Known to ghost on big game occasions such as his missed penalty against Chile in the Copa America 2016 final and in the 2014 World Cup final against Germany. Finished player who played for a finished club for most of his career. He is most recently found missing pens in the champions league against Real Madrid.
Me: Grandpa, who is Pionel Pepsi?

Grandfather: Never speak of his name again - he is a washed up dwarf pen merchant who only scores against shite teams like Bolivia and Eibar
by FuckRuiCosta February 21, 2022
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Pepsi

Adj. Dead. Turn the Pepsi logo upside down and it reads as "isded". Has become synonymous with "dieded" on 9gag.
After witnessing a horrific car crash video, many commenters asked, "Pepsi?"
by PCNewInTown May 19, 2021
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moldy pepis

When you Hate yer fends music
My fend listnes to moldy Pepis
by OHOGOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH December 19, 2017
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Pedosexual

A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.
Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!
by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019
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Crystal Pepsi

A now extinct beverage offered by the pepsi corporation in the early 90's that was delicious. Came in flavors of regular, diet and citrus.
Crystal Pepsi - where did we go wrong???
by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003
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Pepsi Man

A celestial being capable of destroying the entire multiverse by just thinking about it, a being so immensely powerful that it cannot grow weaker despite age. A being so absolutely woke that it cannot even conceptionlise sexuality or genders. A celestial being that can memorize the first 100,000 digits of pi, a being that can commit tax fraud and destroy the economy without them knowing a single fucking thing of it, a being so fast that whenever he has sex he can impregnate 2073 individuals by just 0.79 seconds. A being so attractive that it makes Chad look like the weakest individual on the planet.

In simple words, Pepsi Man is the ultimate being ever known to exist.
Pope: Let us pray now, brothers.. pray that he is watching... pray that our lord Pepsi man is watching... pray that he will give us strength, knowledge, and freedom. Let us pray, my brothers!

Pepsi Man: the fuck they doing over there.
by BruhReallyMakingMeActUp March 2, 2021
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Pedosexual

Creeps who say theyre LGBTQ+ as an excuse to commit pedophillia
Jim: I identify as a a Pedosexual

Tom: Well heck you then.
by SrSleepy August 4, 2018
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