Peony 

Literally the cutest fkn girl you'd ever meet. Type of girl that is loyal asf despite all the guys running after her. Shes smart is good with kids and has a fit body. Should wife her up asap bcs if u. could bag that u one lucky son of a bitch.

Person 1: Do you see that girl over there? She's mad hot but looks like she got hoes on her left and right.
Person 2: Yeah bro thats Peony, shes super fkn hot but no body can touch her bcs she's loyal to her man.

Peony by yadigbroski April 18, 2023

Peony Push

A drink invented by your golf buddy that has double the alcohol content of a Long Island Iced Tea and garnished with his favorite flower, the Peony. It was created because his wife gets turned on by wearing a strap on and anally penetrating him. He gets embarrassed so he needs to get intoxicated to do it, even though it turns him on, as well.

Hey Bryan, want to go grab a beer tonight after golf? Sure thing, if you want to go with me to the Tailgate Tavern while I pound a couple Peony Pushes. Trudie wants to do the thing we do tonight and I need to get lubed up, in more ways than one.

Peony Push by Scotty Nice December 11, 2020

National Peony Day 

A day to celebrate Peonies, especially Australia.

It’s August 15th! Happy National Peony Day!

National Peony Day by flowerpowergirl August 13, 2023

Penny Rubbing 

1.) To use one's pointy finger (digitus secundus) and middle finger (digitus medius) in a rubbing manner with the thumb to attend to one's genitals.

2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.

- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.

Yo Rob! Quit PENNY RUBBING while you're cooking dinner.

As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.

Penny Rubbing by Rob....? Later. October 19, 2011

Phony Ericsson Walkman 

The plastic 'back casing' of a legit Sony Ericsson Walkman that holds the battery in.

Using the arrow sticker on the inside of the casing it could be used as a Squaid-o-meter to detect the presence of Squaids. It could also be used to detect people who were 'going sick'.

"I've found the source of Squaids!"

"How?"

"Using my Phony Ericsson Walkman, this specimen was going sick and had high levels on the squaid-o-meter!"

Phony Ericsson Walkman by SlimSquaidy June 10, 2021

Peeny Greeny 

An alternative name for Pinot Grigio wine commonly used by super cool people.

"Yay! Grandma got me peeny greeny for my birthday again. Super cool."

Peeny Greeny by Joe and Holly :)) August 26, 2021

poverty pony

Noun; a cheap AR-15 build, often on an Anderson lower

I built this Poverty Pony for only $280 using a Black Friday kit and an Anderson blem lower

poverty pony by Svending February 5, 2018