Pronounced pee on knees. The s is silent. This is what happens when you are at a urinal and you wind up watering your knees, thus, peony.
by boggler July 11, 2019
A drink invented by your golf buddy that has double the alcohol content of a Long Island Iced Tea and garnished with his favorite flower, the Peony. It was created because his wife gets turned on by wearing a strap on and anally penetrating him. He gets embarrassed so he needs to get intoxicated to do it, even though it turns him on, as well.
Hey Bryan, want to go grab a beer tonight after golf? Sure thing, if you want to go with me to the Tailgate Tavern while I pound a couple Peony Pushes. Trudie wants to do the thing we do tonight and I need to get lubed up, in more ways than one.
by Scotty Nice December 12, 2020
by flowerpowergirl August 14, 2023
Some may call this a tasty snack but in fact this girl at times is the complete opposite. She may have a long lean stature and adequate sense of fashion, but behind this facade she is one skin-care obsessed bully. Although the well-known snack normally has extra large cups filled with heavenly delight, a reeces-peonises has a VERY small cup size.
by kimksbum April 12, 2020
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 22, 2021
Literally the cutest fkn girl you'd ever meet. Type of girl that is loyal asf despite all the guys running after her. Shes smart is good with kids and has a fit body. Should wife her up asap bcs if u. could bag that u one lucky son of a bitch.
Person 1: Do you see that girl over there? She's mad hot but looks like she got hoes on her left and right.
Person 2: Yeah bro thats Peony, shes super fkn hot but no body can touch her bcs she's loyal to her man.
Person 2: Yeah bro thats Peony, shes super fkn hot but no body can touch her bcs she's loyal to her man.
by yadigbroski April 18, 2023