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Penis Docking

When two men unite by joining their penises, head to head, to make a rod with one back. The foreskin of the dominant male (or space station) is wrapped over the end of the smaller knob belonging to the submissive male(or moon unit) to great a blind, but elongated penis shaft.
Son: Hey Dad, while I'm not really into penis docking it might help us to do some father and son bonding. Dad: That would would be lovely son. I haven't felt the touch of your knob for years.
by Lazzareth April 23, 2015
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National Small Penis Day

Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"
by trinkolastrunphy June 4, 2018
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Penis Disease Syndrome

Penis Disease Syndrome is a disease that infects many males which gives them a penis which can be both good and bad, there are also cases of it being Fatal Penis Disease Syndrome which makes your penis extremely long
"Hey, Noah! You have fatal penis disease syndrome!"
"No, I don't."
by GenerousWombat83 June 2, 2020
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penis drool

the pre-cum that drips from the tip of the penis
His penis drool landing on my shirt.
by Ebo! October 8, 2008
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penis demon

The self-conscious mind of your penis that becomes erect, makes you incredibly uncomfortable, and floods your mind with nasty thoughts of masturbation to make the erection disappear.
Sally: Do you debate on whether to masturbate or not?
John: i dont even debate
John: i was just like eff no, get away from me you penis demon
by ashin999 October 3, 2011
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penis-dog

It's a hot dog with a penis instead of a hot dog meat
Before he preformed a portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis-dog
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Penis Deodorant

An adjective for an incredibly high pitched and loud scream uttered specifically in catacombs,echoing throughout them.
Wow Matt that scream was real Penis Deodorant!
by SexyStalin November 25, 2018
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