Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

butt penis nut hole

The most powerful insult of all time. It should only be used in the most serious cases.

butt - The part at the back of the body in which fecal matter, or rather, shit, comes out of.
penis - A male sex organ, the phallic member
nut - WANK
hole - an opening

The word was invented when a wee lad at the young age of 6 required a grand insult. One that would shrine above all others.

Henry: Fuck you, wanker!
Robin: You're a butt penis nut hole!
Henry: oh shit, I can't beat that

by some homeless man August 24, 2017

Black hole penis

When your massive penis collapses on its own weight and forms a black hole.

My friend, Dave, has a penis so massive that it has collapsed and formed a black hole penis. It suck all matter into it.

by iamaphish May 26, 2019

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

penishole

hole for penis

oi m8 whats that hole?

oi dats a penishole m8

by gimme da possi pliss September 3, 2016

penisholder

someone who holds other peoples penises
some one who is a loser,fag,or an idiot.
someone who has no life and no friends

Those Losers over there are such penisholders. they should get a life. Johnny your such a penisholder get a life bitch.

by FDFDFD March 28, 2007

penishole

A cockpit ala. the cockpit of an aircraft.

Penis = cock
hole = pit

Hey, let's go to the penishole and see if the captain put a whoopie cushion in the copilot's seat.

by Telephony2 July 27, 2023