penical

A cross between a pencil
and a penis.

Alex poked me with his penical today.

(see how it works both ways?)

by itsange!HAAAH April 22, 2009

penice

when a males penis becomes shivled due to the extreme cold, and can be likened to ice.
Painfully shrunken and frozen genitals.

"If that happened I would jump out my window in the harsh New England winter and run three laps around my house naked, and get a mean case of penice."

by sixthree December 06, 2006

Penic

Bruh. You spelt PENIS wrong bro. Haha pp small lol

''Wait is it *Penis* OR *Penic*?''

by Animalcrossingislife December 28, 2020

Penic

A stinky dirty Indian girl 🦬🦬🦬

Ew look at that penic

by Wman1399 June 29, 2022

Good Lord there's penice!

An expression used when someone online tricks you into looking at gay porn.

guy: google gay sex
guy2: GOOD LORD THERE'S PENICE!

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

penicize

When you feel so ashamed of your penis size that you cut it off.

Bro, I'm so sad I'm penicized.

by Mother wants you home rn June 25, 2022

penice

A word of advice and encouragement to those acting like “penis’s” to then instead act nicely. Used to call out when one is being rude so they can improve their attitude. Can also be used as life advice or a motto. Pronounced PEE-NICE.

Always remember to penice!!

by AnonymouslyAmazingAndy April 28, 2024