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Brown Penguin

The act of a stripper taking a dump on the stage or runway.
DJ: And now bring your attention to beautiful Lexus who will be performing the infamous Brown Penguin...
Guy #1: Oh my god, that stripper just squatted out a deuce the size of a Pringles can on the stage!
Guy #2: Yup, she just pulled the old Brown Penguin... Seeing that was definitely worth a dollar...
by Lickolottapuss July 23, 2014
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Tiendan the penguin

He is very penguin like and his name is Tiendan and he can't fly because he's the wrong type of bird.
Look at "Tiendan the Penguin" He can't fly!
by dfoinohewnolgt April 26, 2020
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Marching the Penguin

House: You mix rocking, grunting, sweating, and dystonia with concerned parents, and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy. In actuality, all your little girl is doing is saying "Yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.
Mom: She's what?
House: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.
Mom: Are you saying she's masturbating?
House: I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.
by houseism June 24, 2009
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baby penguin

Someone who is completely naive or innocent who you could never picture doing anything sexual. Usually refers to males. Not based on physical appearance.
"He's SUCH a baby penguin!!!"
"I know! Girls are too sexual for him..."
by becbec March 7, 2012
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Genuine Penguin

The act of a black man having sex with a white woman on a toboggan.
My boyfriend gave me a genuine penguin for my birthday.
by T dazzle December 14, 2015
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where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang
where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

"club penguin is kil"

"no"
by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021
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Angry penguin

When a woman handcuffs a mans hands behind his back and jerks him off until he’s about to cum then reach down and take his wallet and he will chase after you like a angry penguin.
*Sarah handcuffed ricks hands*
*sarah jerked rick off until he almost came and took ricks wallet*
“Hey come back here with my wallet” rick screams as he is chasing after Sarah like an angry penguin
by Dabbbs November 16, 2017
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