The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.

I had a mean peezure this morning, and accidentally got some drops on my shirt.

Peezure by chillerwhales April 12, 2014

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peezing

Sneezing and Peeing your pants at the same time.

Ryoan's latest bodily function discovery.

I was in the grocery store when I started Peezing.

peezing by Peezing July 23, 2014

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peezus

Someone who, though not religious, sets him/herself up as a moral leader and inspires a fanatical cult of followers to condemn everyone else as evil and subhuman. The prime example is PZ Myers, one of the leaders of atheismplus and a raging sjw.

PZ Myers is such a peezus.

peezus by urbandick1975 October 3, 2013

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