penjacked

when a borrower of one of your pens (or pencils) neglects to return to you your pen, either mistakenly or on purpose.

Dude, I totally got penjacked by that asshole I lent my pen to in chem the other day!

by Alex Dres November 8, 2007

peeback

The act of urinating on someone as a form of revenge.

A couple in the shower:
Girl: Did you just piss on me?!?!?
Boy: Consider it peeback from when you farted on me in bed.

by rlm3 November 22, 2007

Ketchup PreJack

That semi-gooey, clear liquid that comes out of an unshaken ketchup bottle before thr actual ketchup comes out

Damnit, I got ketchup PreJack all over my fries. I can't eat this shit! It looks like Ronald McDonald jerked on my plate now!

by StrongDynamics September 30, 2020

prejacked

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.

Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016

prejack

Said to be associated with the effects of baby-batter, prejack is the state of tongue lolling mental confusion found in horny men. In contrast to its antonym postjack, prejack tends to exist pretty much all the time, except for during the ejaculatory refractory period, (within which clarity is briefly possible.) Tends to affect purchase decisions, especially in the case of jewelry, is associated with awful decision making, and is heavily exacerbated by young, limber, blonde strippers.

Prejack that seemed like a pretty good idea... spending $840 on 45 minutes worth of lap dances. Now my pants are just sticky.

by Beef Ranger October 22, 2008

prejacketlation

When you think it’s cold outside and put on a jacket only to find out it’s too warm outside for a jacket and you have to take it off.

Today I was cursed by an embarrassing fit of prejacketlation as we got off the plane in Orlando.

by Mikki B February 10, 2023

Petjacking

Petjacking

When a person's social network site status or conversation is followed up with a comment made by a friend about the friends pet or pets, when it has nothing to do with the conversation. The pet owner wants to steal the conversation to talk about their favorite topic, their pets.

Typical petjacking:

Person "I went to an awesome concert last night"

Petjacker "I feel guilty going anywhere after work because my dog misses me so much when I'm gone"

by King Penz March 24, 2011