pedifite

a pedifite is the female version of pedifile.

two little girls were at the park while a pedifite was creeping hard through the trees.

by Lenny Fartface May 10, 2008

pedifile van

Those big vans that are bigger then mini vans and have big windows in them with blinds. Also they can be just normal vans that look like crap and might also be know as a beaner van because it has a window gone and a plastic bag duct taped to replace it. The guy driving the van either has on a wifebeater, a mulet, untied boots with pant legs tucked into them, dark aviaters, a trench coat without a shirt underneath or a combination of.

Did you see that pedifile van? I was afraid somebody would jump out and rape me.

or

Fucking vans, only pedifiles drive them.

by Teeta January 25, 2008

pedifilic dick weapon

An acronym for the black ops 2 weapon: pdw. This was inspired by Dragonflame and forevercharger4k on psn.

Dragonflame: " im getting the mystery box:
Dragonflame: "Ah fuck i got the pedifilic dick weapon"
Forevercharger: "Dang the pdw, throw that shit away"

by Its ILL Jinkzy July 24, 2015

Pedifile

A file specially designed for use on the foot.

I got a Pedifile for my mom so she could shave off her grotesque corns.

by Tony Kirby November 28, 2010

pedifile

when you are 19 and you fuck a 15 year old your friends might call you a pedifile.

"biz, did you really fuck a 15 year old, wow your a pedifile

by joe peppe April 15, 2008

Pedofy

To label one as a pedophile.

Bobby: I'm going to pedofy my father by placing naked pictures of me in his sock drawer.
Tim: Why would you want to do that?
Bobby: So I can get a new step daddy.

by Tannerlol January 18, 2009

Podify

The act of poding up to achieve a greater amount of awesome.

Kyle: This party is lame. We need to do do something, quick!

Joey: Time to podify!

by Joeyiatus January 21, 2012