Ebay Pays My Bills

A delusional state.

When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.

He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.

by ebay_multiname January 21, 2011

paying bills

an excuse or expression used when you don't want others to know you are planing on having sex

person 1: You doing anything tonight?
person 2: Oh yea i am paying bills all night long.

by gwscraggs May 29, 2005

Pay Bills

Leaving one’s job for what is supposed to be a short period of time, but then never coming back.

line cook 1: Hey I thought Mike was supposed to be working pizza tonight
Line cook 2: yeah he went to pay bills at 2:00 and was supposed to back at 3:00, but now it’s a quarter till 5:00 and we are fucked.

by D.B. Wong August 11, 2019

garlic bread don’t pay the bills

A quote by the famous rapper Post Malone

garlic bread don’t pay the bills
- Post Malone

by TheAndroidSentByCyberlife July 26, 2018

pay the water bill

To have to go pee; to have to alieveate the bladder

I have to go pay my water bill

by Earthie December 14, 2004

Pay the Water Bill

Slang for "I need to go pee", slang for urination

"Hey Bob, hold my spot for me, I've got to go Pay the Water Bill."

'OK Jim, will do"

by Drizzt_the_Dark October 1, 2010

i pay bills

phrase used to reassure someone of a situation; another way of saying fo sho

John: yo is it ok if we go to that party?
Nick: are you kidding? I pay bills there

by Nick Lapollo March 13, 2009