Paulo is a
stud with a massive horse
cock who should be and is feared by all men. The chances of him shagging your
bird are so astronomically
high that in 2007 when Paulo was first recognised at the younge age of 5 years old, the sexual relations act of 2007 was created specifically to merit the fact that on a legal, moral, spiritual and
even financial basis all women in the known and unknown universe are already technically in an intense sexual relationship with him thanks to the fact that were they to meet him this would almost certainly be the
case regardless of their current sexuality, general opinions, relationship status, etc.