Patterson

1. adj. -excessive use of energy on food and yelling.

2. noun -overweight, sweaty, unjocularly witty, annoying "Fatty God"

3. verb -to sweat perfusily

Stop getting so Patterson on me!

She's such a Patterson.

Yo, you're pretty Patterson right now.

by Long Island Wicked Mike December 9, 2007

patterson

A chain-smoking, lazy person. A patterson is obsessed with Ford's, but only buys old shitty broncos.

guy 1: hey who's that guy smoking like a chimney over there?

guy 2: fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.

guy 1: yeah that's prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.

by holy fuckin asscrackers July 14, 2006

Patterson

The chad. The GOAT. The absolute expert at removing pussies from your WoW guild.

Patterson: "This is honestly the first interaction I've had with you in three days."

by Wouldsuffice December 8, 2020

Patterson

A person which can be defined as reliably unreliable.

Example: You can rely on a person bail out of a plan or event at the very last second.

Hannah probly won't be coming tonight. She's a Patterson through and through

by Bobbydazzler87 October 21, 2023

Patterson Publish

To give up half your credit on a book you wrote to James Patterson in order to have it sell well.

Harry just got a book published, but it was Patterson Published, so he really won't be getting all the attention for it

by Hehe_Boobs July 19, 2017

Patterson Patdown

A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.

Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.

by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016

Patterson Mill High School

land of the feinds, home of the HUSKY NATION!!! You walk into the school to see the bright minds of the future and the clean building. You smell something in the distance, you see a fog start to emerge over the horizon of Tech way. You head for the bathrooms, the source, only to find five pinheads vaping some nic and weed. You obviously look and stare suprised as the new kid in the school, shay approaches and ask "Yo you wanna hit this, called mango madness". You take the vape and the dab pen and vape it at the same time, staying fucked up till 2pm when you get out only to drive your mini cooper and crash it twice... in two weeks.... come on jeremy. You have instant reputation at all the parties, fucking all the football players and smoking crack after the fed banned vaping.

New transfer student "Chad": Yo, where all the Patterson Mill High School parties at.
Slut: Yo its at Liams house bro, bring the keg.
Chad: That shits greasy man.

Football Dude: I hate winning

by MatCros September 13, 2019