I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.
by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010
Get the Glass Pattern Baldness mug.An affliction suffered by both men and women, however most often by men. It is marked by an enthusiastic penchant for assigning certain bad habits as something women do, and inexplicably not noticing it when men do the same thing in the same frequency.
(in the car)
Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!
Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.
Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!
Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.
Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!
Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.
Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!
Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.
by YouKnowItIsTrue November 19, 2011
Get the Male Pattern Blindness mug.When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.
by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013
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by You'renotauthorizedtobehere April 30, 2025
Get the Pattern blindness mug.like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
by fishgaming July 30, 2024
Get the male-pattern blindness mug.Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.
by Bunsdads June 5, 2019
Get the Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness mug.The tendency of "bisexuals" to eventually go all gay, especially men. Can also describe the tendency of "bisexuals" to "bigrate" to L.A.
"Yeah, I knew it," said Sarah. "The minute he said he wanted to be with men too I knew he'd go all gay. It's the usual bigratory pattern."
by Clintacus August 15, 2006
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