Patryk

The most awesome, smart, talented guy in the universe. Every person in relationship with him is a lucky unicorn. He loves to talk a lot, so you sometimes need to be patient. He may seem a little harsh sometimes but it's just because he's protecting his pecious heart. He loves videogames, books, mythology, dogs, food, basketball and being a genuinely a good person. You have to be careful not to betray or hurt him, though. He does not forgive and forget easily, but when he loves, he loves to the fullest.

Patryk is a great guy, even though he talks so much!
Omg, you're so lucky to be engaged to Patryk.
Aren't you jealous that Patryk is his best friend?

by Muszki November 22, 2021

Patryk

A fucking wanker who ignores his girlfriend

him-" I can't talk to you today sorry, I'm busy" *plays crappy video game*
Patryk is just a gamer

by Me oh oh oh October 21, 2018

Patryk

Hes a big douche and i dont like him

Wow i hate Patryk

by Definelty not joahannes November 2, 2020

Patryk

Fucking wanker who follows you everywhere and in holidays realises hes got nobody to talk to 😭 (like yeh i care) decides to unblock you on socials

Random girl - Hey patrykkk
Patryk - (silence)
Everyone - (mocks him)
Please dont pray for Patryk

by FuckUPatryk August 30, 2019

Patryk

Patches Lassies on Insta for 5 hours and replies with just one comment saying kl.

''Patryk you look amazing on that Insta Pick who took it?'' ''Kl''

by Atrhodox May 8, 2018

Patryk Neumann

A misunderstood guy who is lonely, and wants a peng ting with a big bunda, but he will get one he just has to wait.
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!

Noah: HAHAHA I HAVE A GF
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ

by No U Noob November 11, 2020

Patryk Kasperski

girl: simply a fuckboi
boy: what??!!! *comits shelf*
girl: and a reject
this is so sexy can we kill the polish

patryk Kasperski sucks dick

by dont lie June 5, 2018