The most awesome, smart, talented guy in the universe. Every person in relationship with him is a lucky unicorn. He loves to talk a lot, so you sometimes need to be patient. He may seem a little harsh sometimes but it's just because he's protecting his pecious heart. He loves videogames, books, mythology, dogs, food, basketball and being a genuinely a good person. You have to be careful not to betray or hurt him, though. He does not forgive and forget easily, but when he loves, he loves to the fullest.
Patryk is a great guy, even though he talks so much!
Omg, you're so lucky to be engaged to Patryk.
Aren't you jealous that Patryk is his best friend?
Omg, you're so lucky to be engaged to Patryk.
Aren't you jealous that Patryk is his best friend?
by Muszki November 22, 2021
by Me oh oh oh October 21, 2018
by Definelty not joahannes November 02, 2020
Fucking wanker who follows you everywhere and in holidays realises hes got nobody to talk to 😭 (like yeh i care) decides to unblock you on socials
by FuckUPatryk August 30, 2019
by Atrhodox March 01, 2018
A misunderstood guy who is lonely, and wants a peng ting with a big bunda, but he will get one he just has to wait.
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!
Noah: HAHAHA I HAVE A GF
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ
by No U Noob November 11, 2020
Someone who constantly simps and falls asleep in their friends chair and enjoys multiple animals on top of him.
Person: hey what happened last night?
Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?
Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.
Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?
Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.
by Oioigofuckurself March 21, 2022