patchouli 

1) A plant that smells like a Grateful Dead concert.
2) Not a shower, contrary to San Franciso's public policy on hygiene.
3) Slang term for Filty Filthy Hippie

"No hipppie, that's a bad hippie. Patchouli is not a shower!"

patchouli by fnordmotorco August 12, 2005

patchouli 

A fragrance that is best when blended with other scents, not as a cover for a personality. Below is a joke I came up with when this hippie yelled a lot of random statements and then left the room. Anyone is free to repeat this joke.

"What a waste of patchouli."

patchouli by Brandon L. July 16, 2008

Patchouli 

The sound one makes after vomiting, and trying to spit out the last bit, out of your mouth. Often caused from the actual patchouli smell.

I could here Joe finish throwing up, and let out the last patchouli of spit when he finished.

Patchouli by bicyclejohn June 28, 2010

patchouli 

An amulet of vaginal fluids worn in a flask around the neck.

"I finally convinced Orit to give me a patchouli last night."

patchouli by NewR2D2 August 7, 2012

patchouli 

Also known as hippie piss or hippy piss.

Steve said that some patchouli-wearing, dirty surf-hippie smelled like hippie piss.

patchouli by Paul D. Key July 29, 2006

Patchouli 

A perfume from the 70's and 80's that cover up the smell of drugs on them.

Dude can I borrow some of your patchouli,please my mom will kill me!!!!!!

Patchouli by xXDONALDTRUMPXx June 28, 2016

Patchouli 

The fragrance of old lady dirt.

Gertrude's patrueli reeks of the essence of old lady burial dirt . Patchouli The smell of "little old ladies" who have passed away shortly after burial .

Patchouli by The funeral director February 28, 2019