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Mr. Pataki

A person who is a true gift to language arts, and the whole of the English language; a gift to non-curious, silent school students.
Mr. Patakis will not be taking the piss anytime soon. They will tell you that you are wrong, and then proceed to ask you why you are wrong. A Mr. Pataki. has once been described as a bald eagle - majestic from the front but never from the back; a perfect definition of a Mr. Pataki. Every day a Mr. Pataki will ask questions and a hush will fall across the room. Then, a hand raises somewhere in the crowd of heads. The peoples head's turn in shock, and start to pray; a good person is about to be lost. The brave marine whispers out their answer and the crowd holds their breath. They know it is wrong and they can feel the tension in the air. The marine knows it is coming up; it's creeping up. It's getting closer and closer and, "Well, uh, No. Why are you wrong?" It hit the soldier right in the chest. He got the Patak Smack. The room is silent once more, and no one will raise their hand again.
A Mr. Pataki will fall victim to favoring items with dog commercials. An example of is a Subaru. A Mr. Pataki will love and want to buy a Subaru because of the dogs in their commercials. He will feel betrayed when people start laughing at him for loving Subarus. He could never love Subarus again.
His favorite drink is Gold Peak Sweet Iced Tea. A Mr. Pataki will always have one in hand.
A Mr. Pataki, above all else, remains the dominant primordial beast.
Logan: Hey, that kid was seriously spazzing out back there. Is he okay?
Alex: Oh ya, he's just recovering from a fierce Patak Smack.
Logan: Another low blow for one of those wild Mr. Patakis' running around. Poor guy.
by long d style March 23, 2018
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Stefan Pataki

by Alex Pibworth August 15, 2019
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mr. pataki

A person who is a true gift to language arts, and the whole of the English language; a gift to non-curious, silent school students.
Mr. Patakis will not be taking the piss anytime soon. They will tell you that you are wrong, and then proceed to ask you why you are wrong. A Mr. Pataki. has once been described as a bald eagle - majestic from the front but never from the back; a perfect definition of a Mr. Pataki. Every day a Mr. Pataki will ask questions and a hush will fall across the room. Then, a hand raises somewhere in the crowd of heads. The peoples head's turn in shock, and start to pray; a good person is about to be lost. The brave marine whispers out their answer and the crowd holds their breath. They know it is wrong and they can feel the tension in the air. The marine knows it is coming up; it's creeping up. It's getting closer and closer and, "Well, uh, No. Why are you wrong?" It hit the soldier right in the chest. He got the Patak Smack. The room is silent once more, and no one will raise their hand again.
A Mr. Pataki will fall victim to favoring items with dog commercials. An example of is a Subaru. A Mr. Pataki will love and want to buy a Subaru because of the dogs in their commercials. He will feel betrayed when people start laughing at him for loving Subarus. He could never love Subarus again.
His favorite drink is Gold Peak Sweet Iced Tea. A Mr. Pataki will always have one in hand.
A Mr. Pataki, above all else, remains the dominant primordial beast.
Alex: that guys a real mr. Pataki. He givin the patak smack to the ass
by long d style May 14, 2018
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National Leilani Lilo Palakiko day June 16th

paypal her some money

she thick

give her taco bell she's super sexy
National Leilani Lilo Palakiko day June 16th damn it must be June 16th lemme send leilani.kiko some money
by baddiesthawaiian June 15, 2020
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patatious

of, or relating to patios
Drake: Michael looks so patatious today!
Josh: Oh i know right, he's so patio-like!
by thepatatiousone October 8, 2011
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Patak Style

A term used to describe a sexual position, reminiscent of doggystyle, but always involving anal. A girl has to be either bent over or on all fours, and insertion usually involves the destruction of the chutney tube
Damn, that girls so fine, I wanna do her patak style
by chutney.tube.enthusiast November 6, 2010
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kako patako

A word used to describe when someone goes poo in the garbage. e.g kaka in the trash. So when I need to poo in the garbage I go "damn i really need to go kako patako rn"
Andrea: Hey, did you see Maia's instagram caption.
Emma: yea, wtf does kako patako mean?
Hayley: It means she really had to poo in the garbage.
by pooforlunch April 21, 2018
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