Pastry

Someone who has difficulty performing simple tasks
often used by tweens or young teens to describe other tweens or young teens.

Jack: I can't figure out how to change this lightbulb
Jill: Then google it ya stupid pastry

by CallMeJosh April 6, 2021

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Pastries

the new hot shoes that the Simmons sisters came out with

Friend:Did you cop a pair of pastries yet?
Girl: Na girl. I gotta get mine today!

by Moochmama August 5, 2008

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pastries

code name for black and milds. can be used by saying making pastries, buying pastries, eating pastries, etc.

angie- hey are you coming over this saturday to make some pastries?
christina- yeah, did you already buy them?
angie- i bought them yesterday, but we have to eat them soon .
christina- okay.

by flyawaybirdy. November 13, 2010

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A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!

ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!

by Chachi55 April 9, 2022

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Pastry Bros

The name of your friend that has dated/fucked/made out with a person you have dated/fucked/made out with.

"Hey, I heard you made out with Karen at the office party last night! We're Pastry Bros now!"

by KyLo December 22, 2012

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Pastry Bitches

Girls with some huge cake (butt) to the point where it makes a pastry chef's jaw drop and eyes widen.

dayuuum bro, pastry bitches are my favorite bitches, cuz they got that big behinddd!!

Guy 1: Damnn look at Ashley shes so hot!
Guy 2: Nahh shes not got the cake... we need those pastry bitches

by igotthatcake123 August 18, 2012

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