pastry

Another term for biatch. Since my friend thinks biatch sounds like a pastry name.

Man my mom is such a pastry

by terd May 6, 2005

Pastries

the new hot shoes that the Simmons sisters came out with

Friend:Did you cop a pair of pastries yet?
Girl: Na girl. I gotta get mine today!

by Moochmama August 5, 2008

pastry

Synonymous with bad.

It's well pastry, init!

by robuttt December 1, 2007

Breakfast Pastry

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!

ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!

by Chachi55 April 9, 2022

Pastry Bros

The name of your friend that has dated/fucked/made out with a person you have dated/fucked/made out with.

"Hey, I heard you made out with Karen at the office party last night! We're Pastry Bros now!"

by KyLo December 22, 2012

Pastry Bitches

Girls with some huge cake (butt) to the point where it makes a pastry chef's jaw drop and eyes widen.

dayuuum bro, pastry bitches are my favorite bitches, cuz they got that big behinddd!!

Guy 1: Damnn look at Ashley shes so hot!
Guy 2: Nahh shes not got the cake... we need those pastry bitches

by igotthatcake123 August 18, 2012

Pastry Job

A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.

I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.

by SenoritaEvita June 15, 2011