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pstool

(Pronounced: pee-ess-tool) noun

A childish, derogatory term used by anti-fans of the Playstation 3 gaming console or the Nintendo corporation to describe admirers or even just users of the PS3 or PSP. This term is used despite the fact that name-calling has never improved a single industry and any rational person would admit that each of the current-gen consoles have their own positive and negative aspects.
Sally: "I finally picked up a copy of Patapon 3 for my PSP! "

Bobby: "You're just a stupid pstool fangirl! The PSP has shitty graphics compared to the 3DS. Just buy a 3DS, pick up a copy of Pokemon Black, and then you can be a hardcore, uber, bad-ass, gamer like me!"

Sally: "If you want me to be a nintendrone like you why don't you buy a Wii for me you cheap bastard! At least buy me the new Xbox 360 Slim!"

Bobby: "Then you would be a Xbot! I would buy you a new PC but being a couch jockey is the last thing you need since your ass got so fat."

Sally: "Maybe I wouldn't be so fat if you would let me get a new Wii Fit for my birthday. But no, we had to drive for two days to go to E3 this year to see the new Halo Anniversary game. I never should have married a stupid fanboy like you!"
by CheWi June 16, 2011
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PSTool

A fanatical, usually rabid fan of Sony's Playstation 2 video game console. PSTools like the PS2 so much because they like generic, boring, pointless violence and/or shitty sports games.
Dan is such a PSTool, all he does is play his PS2 all day.
by BJORN November 14, 2004
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Pasthole

Someone who constantly lives in the past to the point it seems as if they are incapable of having a conversation without invoking it.
Every time I talk to Joshua, he always brings up going on a trip to Alladin's Castle with John's mom when he was 8 years old. Also how much he loved the shredded lettuce from, the now defunct, Taco Viva. Joshua is such a pasthole.
by brentchie July 2, 2016
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Pasthole

A religious leader, pastor, priest, who is a jerk that really doesn't like people at all!
He's such a Pasthole - he's the only pastor I've ever met who clearly HATES people!
by Kelticgurl September 5, 2009
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patoology

you’re my patoology.
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Pasteologist

I’m studying dat ass in college. I’m gonna be a Pasteologist.
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