Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger

A burger that comes with parsnips

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

parsnips a-plenty

An old Homestar Runner cartoon in which Strong Bad attempts to foil Homestar's plans to make parsnip soup. Strong Bad challenges Homestar to a duel. After the missing scene, Homestar is the victor. Then Homestar does a dance. At the end, Homestar tries the soup, spits it out at Fat Dudley, and refuses to give any to Sicklipan.

Homestar: Let's make soup.
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
...

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

parsonist

noun
1.A person that uses people for their cars/trucks
2. Has a triple chin feature consumes alot of food
3. Incredibly cheap

Mr.K: Dude get your own car im sick of driving you around all night
Mr.D: Screw you. Now take me to the store and buy me some cupcakes

by wumba May 2, 2005

parsnip jay

Another Term used for a joint of weed that is mixed with tobacco. Normally heard in the East Midlands area of the UK

-Ginger Joe smoked a fat parsnip jay with us last night
-anyone coming round mine for a parsnip jay tonight?

by Nip head October 31, 2017

Parsnip dick

Parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy towards the bottom of the shaft and gets extremely smaller towards the top part and helmet.

Most parsnip dicks are between 4 and 6 inches and find it hard to maintain an erection for the entire performance.

Omg lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!

No way? He doesnt look like he’d have one of those!

by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022

parsnipping

The act of ejeculating your cum up your partners nostrils.

I was parsnipping the missus last night. She loves the smell of my cum.

by carlosbalados December 12, 2014

Parsnip

A racial slur for blond people. The term was created by the American soldier Thomas E. Gay in World War II to poke fun at Hitler's "master race." The joke started during a meal with his friend Miller Jordan. He referred to the Germans "as white and meatless as one of those weird carrots."

"Those damned parsnips will feel America's fury!"

--Thomas E. Gay

by DONUTPUNCHER June 7, 2016