dog marmalade

1. A term used in the art world to describe work of a conceptual nature that is pure rubbish entirely without artistic merit or worth. It is a polite substitute for another term : artybollocks, whereby the artist just puts together a whole pile of rubbish and then generates a random meaning to explain it.

2. The combination of two opposing concepts to create a concept that makes little sense.

3. Actual marmalade made from dogs

What do you think of that installation?
its dog marmalade

by marmalade cat October 4, 2013

Orange Marmalade

A amazing comic in webtoon
If you havent seen it
R E A D I T
It truly is amazing believe it or not 💙

Seokwoo if you're reading this by chance, you did a great job with that webtoon comic-

Person 1: Have you heard of the webtoon comic Orange marmalade?
Person 2: Yeah and it's one amazing webcomic!!!

by Swap CC April 16, 2019

Marmalade

A marmalade is when you ask your mate to get you something from the shop and they deliberately bring back the last thing you would have asked for.

Mate: Do you want anything from the shop?
You: Nice one. Yeah, a Snickers?
Mate comes through the door with a jar of marmalade.
You look at him like, 'what's wrong with you mate?'
Straight-faced, he goes, 'Oh, Snickers. I thought you said marmalade.'

by wilkinandsons July 12, 2018

Marmalade Mussolini

One of the best characterizations of Donald Trump. If the Italian dictator Benito Mussolini had a son, a son who inherited the worst aspects of his father's personality, a son who grew up to be a television buffoon who somehow became U.S. President, and who sported a clownish orange combover, that son would be Donald Trump.

Have you seen the latest Twitter Storm from the Marmalade Mussolini? He spent a lot of time on the toilet this morning.

by Mister Methane June 8, 2019

Marmalade

A new fresh term invented to replace the boring old word 'to jam'. Replacement for the word 'Jam" as in, to play music together.

Let's jam after school= Let's marmalade after school

"What do you want to do tonight?"
"Let's marmalade."
"Sweet"

The last time I marmaladed ( past tense of 'marmalade') was with my friends in my basement. We marmaladed to all these Beatles tracks. There was so much marmalade, it was so sticky. (PUN!)

by altothevin October 18, 2009

permafade

to be permanently faded from smoking to much weed

afer smoking weed every day for a year he now has permafade

by mikeysuperbad April 21, 2009

Marmalade Balls

nickname given to Kevin Federline(britney spears new fiancee) after his high school debacle where the whole flag football class at Bullard High in Fresno CA caught him in the act of smuthering his testicles in grape marmalade.

He is kind of strange, but old marmalade balls sure makes for a tasty teabag, just ask Edwin.

by Mr. Prezident July 22, 2004