The Vince Carter Paradox

When someone or something is repeatedly called overrated to the point that it becomes underrated by proxy.

Vince Carter was an NBA star who played well in his prime, but he had minimal playoff success and he alienated fans when he forced his way out of Toronto. Despite his stats, he never really elevated teams to that next level. As a result, fans often label him as one the most overrated players of all time. People don't appreciate how good of a player he was and he has arguably become underrated as a result.

Guy 1: Everyone I know says Avengers: Endgame was really overrated.
Guy 2: It can't be that overrated if EVERYONE says it is. It's the Vince Carter Paradox.

by The Snaq That Smiles Back October 12, 2021

LND Paradox

As long as a certain group of people is seating in the parliament, you are told that the only option you have is to vote for NLD which will be getting rid of them sooner or later. But one of them had already spoken out publicly that unelected 25% which was provided with seats according to the unjust constitution they said, are too crucial in this game to be disposed and reconciliation with military faction is politically suggested method to avoid bloodshed as little as possible, which on the other hand neglects all the social class struggles and identity politics happening around us.

Saw Maung : I think most of our people are facing LND paradox.

Pineapple : Why would you say so ?

Saw Maung: As long as ....

by Pineapple Bikini 🍍 January 8, 2021

Astley Paradox

A scenario where you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the Disney Film "Up", meaning that Rick Astley will either have to "Give you up" or "Let you down", therefore creating the Astley Paradox.

Person: "Can I have the Disney Film Up?"
Rick Astley: "Damnit, you just made the Astley Paradox."

by Lewis_Bubba July 6, 2020

Buttblast paradox

A situation involving a giant bowel movement that is contradictory and puzzling.

Kevin loved Taylor Swift but he couldn’t find anywhere to have a big shit at her crowded concert. If he couldn’t shit soon he felt like he was going to die. It was a buttblast paradox.

by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

hyzer paradox

The state in which band students are constantly playing their instruments yet never ready to play their instruments.

Students:
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*

Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.

Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?

Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.

by The Nightfly October 24, 2019

Kitty Parade

An event in which all or almost all of the attending individuals are female.

Man, the sorority party was such a kitty parade. There were no guys there at all.

by Johnny-san September 16, 2011

Niggaz in Paradise

An alcoholic beverage made using Jamacian rum, coke, and usually drunk using some sort of bright-pink straw that you stole from a convenient store.

AYO SHANIQUA!! MAKE ME DEM NIGGAZ IN PARADISE

Barbeesha likes to get white girl wasted off her favourite drink, niggaz in paradise.

Ka'Likatifrianiqua be spillin some niggaz in paradise in her weave!

by Mr. Eric Craft August 28, 2012