paracuck

The act of cucking someone over long distances, typically through the internet. When a man or woman prefers to give their attention to an individual whom they (usually) have never met over you. This best used in the context of relationships.

John went on a date with Sabrina, during which she couldn't stop talking about her favorite streamer Christopher. John has now been paracuck-ed by Christopher.

by 77katz77 March 7, 2022

Partick Thistle

The great Glasgow alternative to the sectarian rubbish spouted by the old firm.A club studiously avoiding success in order to be the true home of football in our city.Shafted when they introduced ground size rules for the SPL and rescinded the rule to allow other clubs access.

Where can I take my kids to see football in Glasgow without being abused?...Partick Thistle.

by Mon the Harry Wraggs December 23, 2011

Hitler Particles

A theoretical mass that accumulates around right wing reactionaries which, over time, brings them further right until they become nazis.

We've got to get Kanye away from Candace Owens before he inhales too many Hitler particles.

by Gr00vyDuke December 18, 2022

fart parachute

the occurrence of really loose pants puffing up with air and becoming taut due to a powerful fart.

Harry: Will you look at that.

Greg: What? Mary?
Harry: Yeah. She's way too large to be wearing yoga pants. And even as big as she is, the pants look kinda baggy.
Greg: Whoa! What the hell happened?
Harry: Hah! She farted!
Greg: Her pants inflated! That's incredible!
Harry: That, my friend, was a fart parachute.

by theinstigator December 15, 2013

paracosm

(n.) A detailed, prolonged imaginary World created by a child. The world should include humans, animals or alien creations

Karen, Do we live in your daughters paracosm?

No John, this is the real world

by irlih8utbh August 2, 2015

Paracetamol smile

It refers to a person that is not truly feeling the pain behind it all.

OR

A lyric in a Declan McKenna song.

Person 1: She has a Paracetamol smile.

Person 2: So tell me what's on your mind, and don't forget your Paracetamol smile.

by tupacbiggybiggy April 17, 2019

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

The world's longest band name, belonging to a Mexican grindcore/goregrind band that has recently started to gain recognition among the underground extreme music scene. This band consists of two insane Mexican guys, one who is the guitarist/vocalist, and the other one who is the drummer. Last year, they have released their debut album, "Satyriasis and Nymphomania," which is known among listeners for its very gruesome cover art, very long song titles, and the songs themselves, which talk about a combination of gore, disease, cadavers, and bizzare sexual acts/perversions.

And yes this band does exist. Do a search on Google for "Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis" and you'll get many results that relate to the band itself. Also, if you are a fan of extreme gory and perverted music, you might want to check out the album "Satyriasis and Nymphomania.

Guy 1: Dude, have you ever listened to the album "Satyriasis and Nymphomania" by that one Mexican band with the really long-ass fucking name that nobody can pronounce that starts with a P?
Guy 2: Yeah that is some sick and yet awesome stuff! Parradoctismuproctismimucosis, or whatever that band's called?
Guy 1: Yeah I know it is so friggin amazing, and I'll give 1$ to the person who can actually memorize the spelling of the band's name, an extra $5 if he can actually pronounce it, and $20 more if he knows what the name actually means.
Guy 2: Damn straight and I bet only someone with a medical degree can figure out the name's meaning.

by Mark H July 15, 2004