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Pap Smear

/ˈpæp ˌsmɪər/
noun
1. Paparazzi, freelance photographers that take candid pictures of famous peopleparticularly obnoxious ones–that insult and stalk celebrities, block traffic and sidewalks to take video, and try to get the most unflattering shots possible to "smear" the celebrity's image.

"The pap smears never leave Britney alone!"

2. A gynecological test for cancer of the cervix, consisting of the staining of cervical cells taken in a cervical or vaginal smear.

"I need to get my annual pap smear done."
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by Vonheilm April 13, 2014
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Michigan Pap Smear

While having unplanned anal sex in the dark, (person) 1, rides (person) 2's penis and if 2's penis happens to come out, 1 places it back into his/her own anal cavity and resumes the activity with 1's hands on 2's chest, neck, and/or arms. When the activity has finished and the light comes back on, both parties will find that bowel excrement has been smeared all over 2's chest, neck, and/or arms.
Dude, me and my boyfriend had anal sex last night and i forgot to clean out my ass. His dick popped out and i put it back in, and i had gone to choke him cause he gets off on that. When we were done i turned on the lights and he had shit all over his neck!! He told me i gave him a Michigan Pap Smear.
by AnimalGinn666 June 3, 2010
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The Pap Smear

When you are a doctor and you are going down on a girl but you notice something is wrong so you diagnose her on the spot.
So I was going down on Christine and her vagina smelled fishy so I did The Pap Smear on her and diagnosed her with bacterial vaginosis.
by SlimTim June 25, 2016
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PAP Smear

An event or situation that sounds just as good as getting pussy, but never really could be better than pussy. One can indicate an event is PAP Smear by placing ones index and middle finger next to each other and snorting them lenghtwise across and between ones upper lip and nose.
Yes! We're finally going to Disney Land. That's PAP Smear!
by lAl Encorre12 lPl February 26, 2011
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Pap smear

N. A person who listens to bands with guys that sing like girls. A person who dresses within the trends of hardcore, emo, pop-punk or indie-rock.

This word is not a synonym for "emo." Rather, it is a word to describe everyone who would be considered, "emo," "hardcore," "scene," etc.
by Iskool McBob November 19, 2010
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Pap Scratching

Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.
Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
by Superlicks February 9, 2010
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pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.
dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?
by Tex February 22, 2005
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