pant hamster 

A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.

She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.

pant hamster by BBD13 November 7, 2010

Hamster Party 

When a bunch of homosexuals buy some hamsters and some tubes, and then bring them home to stick the tubes up their anal holes. They then insert the hamster in the tube and let it crawl as far up the tube as they want. This provides a slight, but enjoyable tickling sensation.

Hey homos! Im bored, you guys wanna go out to get some hamsters and have a gay old hamster party?!!

Hamster Party by Chit1 January 3, 2008

pants hampster 

A man's dick, rod, or johnson.

In order to put his balls in the sad girls mouth, Milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.

pants hampster by MemphisTN October 17, 2005

pants hampster 

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.

Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.

pants hampster by scodder May 13, 2010