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pantser

noun: one who performs a pantsing on a pantsie. Sharing the pronunciation of the German word for "armor", the pantsie believes the pantser is, in fact, some kind of Nazi fascist scum. Actually, the pantser is a sort of public defender of taste, e.g. the pantser shows the absurdity of publicly displaying one's underwear by showing even more of the pantsie's skivvies. A pantser absolutely will NEVER pants a person whose pants are worn properly; this violates The Pantser Creed (definition to follow-or not).
ike: that guy needs to be pantsed!
mike: but who can do the deed?
ike: wait a minute-i could do it! all i need to do is pull down his pants and SHAZAM!! i am a pantser.
rene descarte (french philosopher and early prankster of some repute): i pants, therefore i am.
by earpuller September 27, 2005
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Pantiferous

To feel pants (that is, to feel horrid, rather than to touch pants, yours or anyone else's)
I'm feeling really pantiferous today. Do something to cheer me up.
by Pantman October 14, 2010
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Pantswer

The act of unintentionally answering a phone call while the phone is still in your pocket. Opposite of a butt dial.
I didn't realize Barnabus was trying to call me because I kept pantswering my phone.

Martha's phone butt dialed me, so my phone decided to pantswer the call. Their love is wasting my minutes!
by Pierreski's September 25, 2012
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Pantsperation

Wow gym class was so tough i'm having some major pantsperation
by Pantsss November 10, 2009
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pantser

a girl who wears pants knowing that shes gonna have sex that day in a random place in public
man i was getting ready to get some in a duggout but i didnt cuz my girlfriends a pantser and didnt think about wearing a skirt knowing we were having sex
by goonerboy October 8, 2007
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Pantser

Remember that old commercial for the Clapper? "Clap on, clap off, clap on clap off...The Clapper."

A Pantser is someone of either gender who is a major slut, so much so that their activities can be summed up as "pants on, pants off, pants on pants off...The Pantser!"
Guy #1: Dude, did you hear about Mike? He thinks he has the clap.

Guy #2: I wouldn't be surprised. He's a bit of a Pantser; he left the bar last Friday with three dodgy-looking skanks I wouldn't have touched with a ten-foot pole.
by Kayl February 11, 2010
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