noun: one who performs a pantsing on a pantsie. Sharing the pronunciation of the German word for "armor", the pantsie believes the pantser is, in fact, some kind of Nazi fascist scum. Actually, the pantser is a sort of public defender of taste, e.g. the pantser shows the absurdity of publicly displaying one's underwear by showing even more of the pantsie's skivvies. A pantser absolutely will NEVER pants a person whose pants are worn properly; this violates The Pantser Creed (definition to follow-or not).
ike: that guy needs to be pantsed!
mike: but who can do the deed?
ike: wait a minute-i could do it! all i need to do is pull down his pants and SHAZAM!! i am a pantser.
rene descarte (french philosopher and early prankster of some repute): i pants, therefore i am.
mike: but who can do the deed?
ike: wait a minute-i could do it! all i need to do is pull down his pants and SHAZAM!! i am a pantser.
rene descarte (french philosopher and early prankster of some repute): i pants, therefore i am.
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The act of unintentionally answering a phone call while the phone is still in your pocket. Opposite of a butt dial.
I didn't realize Barnabus was trying to call me because I kept pantswering my phone.
Martha's phone butt dialed me, so my phone decided to pantswer the call. Their love is wasting my minutes!
Martha's phone butt dialed me, so my phone decided to pantswer the call. Their love is wasting my minutes!
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A Pantser is someone of either gender who is a major slut, so much so that their activities can be summed up as "pants on, pants off, pants on pants off...The Pantser!"
A Pantser is someone of either gender who is a major slut, so much so that their activities can be summed up as "pants on, pants off, pants on pants off...The Pantser!"
Guy #1: Dude, did you hear about Mike? He thinks he has the clap.
Guy #2: I wouldn't be surprised. He's a bit of a Pantser; he left the bar last Friday with three dodgy-looking skanks I wouldn't have touched with a ten-foot pole.
Guy #2: I wouldn't be surprised. He's a bit of a Pantser; he left the bar last Friday with three dodgy-looking skanks I wouldn't have touched with a ten-foot pole.
by Kayl February 11, 2010
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