Shit-Pants Drunk

When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.

Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.

by A Delightful July 1, 2011

Pants Dance

the jig one does when attempting to pull up pants that have fallen down, or are trying to put on when said pants are too small. one who performs such a dance is said to be a pancer.

"the pants dance is my new favorite dance because my jeans never stay on!"

"girl, you are way too big to get into those jeans. stop doin' the pants dance. you look ridikulous!"

by Pancer March 6, 2009

no pants dance

performing the act of sexual intercourse

What do you say after dinner and a few alcoholic beverages we perform the no pants dance?

by drummer869 July 20, 2005

No Pants Day

A National holiday in which the first Friday of May you wear no pants or shorts over your underwear.

Girl: Why did dad go to the office today without his pants on?
Brother: It's the first Friday of May you retard, No Pants Day.

by /NickSavage May 7, 2010

Pants Drunk

Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day

Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.

by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018

pants down

To be caught unware. Suprised. Modifiers include "down around the ankles".

Jim was financially overextended, his job layoff caught him with his pant down.

by Rich Lather July 26, 2005

National pants day

On october 18th you can pants anybody you want.

hey boi lemme pants you on national pants day

by daddyjaz October 17, 2018