panda

A word to describe someone who is very attractive and eye catching. Not to be confused with the panda bear

"Hey man, look over there"

"What?"

"Look at that girl, she's hot"

"Oh yeah, she's a massive panda"

by deccyg April 17, 2013

panda

A Policeman/Policewoman. So called because of their (usually) black uniform, on their (usually) white skin, which may resemble the black and white fur of a panda. See also, Panda Car

Oh shit man, the Pandas are coming! Let's get out of here!

by Rossi October 29, 2005

panda

also known as "Conan"

Watch out, there's a huge jiggly panda.

by panda February 4, 2005

panda

night creature with black hearts and ravenous teeth that glow in the dark feasting on bums that sleep in the park. they'll hide under your bed. they'll rip you butt to shreads. The Chinese believe if you find a discarded panda tooth you have the power to summon GODZILLA. Like a shark pandas have huge teeth which are used to grind through bone candy and fences

"Hey look at that panda over there with his nasty teeth"

by Carly2010 August 7, 2006

panda

cumming on a girl then hitting her with a piece of bamboo

i gave that girl a panda last night!

by bobbybamboo October 3, 2009

panda

Vicious eye ripping out freak that masquerades as a fun loving black and white bundle of love

Aaaah the flippin' panda just ripped out ma good glass eye

by Antwan April 22, 2005

panda

someone who, like an actual panda, is stupid and useless and totally incapable of surviving on its own, but they're kept around/alive because they're cute and helpless and innocent, and you can't help but feel sorry for them.

being a panda can also count as a life strategy. see panda strategy

he has no job and no goals in life but we keep him around anyway because he says "uwu". he's not our friend, he's a panda.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023