Communist Paintjob

"Repainting" your crappy Prius or VW bus by plastering it with tons of political stickers in support of peace, love, and the democratic party

"She must really love Obama, she has 8 of his stickers on the back of her prius. Stupid communist paintjob"

by CheddaBob352 May 7, 2013

Ice Cream Paintjob

Cream on the inside; clean on the outside.

-Ay man you hit that big white pussy?
-yea, she got that ice cream paintjob.

by Stankychicken August 27, 2009

scandinavian paintjob

After a guy finishes cumming from a blowjob, the girl spits the cum back on his dick and slathers it to cover every inch of his junk.

"Sarah gave me the nastiest scandinavian paintjob last night, it got everywhere"

by paintjobs4lyfe May 26, 2017

Asa Paintjob

When you blast your load all over a woman's face, and proceed to smack her in a downward direction with a towel to clean any "splatter"

Bro, when I finished on her face last night it got really messy, so I gave her the ol' asa paintjob.

by EveryWeek June 12, 2023

Paintjob

The art of anal sex when your girlfriend's/wife's former lunch came splattered all over your penis.

Fred: Girl, u got me paintjobb'd
Karen: eeuckkk!!

by Lukibukifukiyouuu April 28, 2023

Redneck paintjob

When you have sex doggy-style and ejaculate on a girl's back in the bed of a pickup truck.

"I gave Heather the ol' redneck paintjob last night"

"Yeehaw!"

by Lithostoic March 1, 2016

Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt

Dale: Looks like your trucks dirty

Mike: It's not dirty, that's my Northern Minnesota paintjob

by Joshcopeland04 April 29, 2023