pedometer

1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.

After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.

by violetist August 21, 2009

pedometer

Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.

You'd better call the Traffic Police, little Jimmy Osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.

by Crookback August 22, 2004

pedometer walker

person who walks in place of another person in order to add steps to the second person's pedometer. Similar to a dog walker for your dog.

I didn't have time today to do my 10, 000 steps, so I had my paid my son to be my pedometer walker.

by poppy_walking November 18, 2016

A Pedometer

A meter used to detect pedos.

Joe Mama: I have A Pedometer and it is going off!
Deez: Dude, where’s the pedo??
Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!

by SoapMuncher May 29, 2022

pedomeeter

Someone who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky male children

see
veeter
meeter
pedoveeter

im surprised to find out that most pedophiles are pedomeeters too. Like Chito

by The Happy April 9, 2005

pedometrist

pedophile

A man is measured by the source of his pleasures. Thus, if he is into children, he is a pedometrist.

by laj.esq October 18, 2020

pedopeter

what the fuck is happening

holy shit i just checked #pedopeter on twitter.
this week is fucking nuts for politics

by KayvK July 10, 2022