Phart

Phart (verb) When a man has to take a serious leek and drop a huge sh*t simultaneously. Not having the time to drop the deuce, he chooses to urinate. While the mans pee exits with fire hose like pressure, he then attempts to fart. This triggers either a nasty shart or a turd to be deposited in the mans underwear. (pee-fart = phart)

While peeing late last night I pharted and dropped a scissored off turtle head on my bathroom floor…….

by TB2-nola February 10, 2009

Pharter

(Pronounced fart-er)
An adjective used to describe someone who is either lame or causing you a minor inconvenience; basically a light-hearted insult.

"Mom can you take me to the store?"
"No"
"Jeez, you're such a pharter"

by umop əp!§dn August 7, 2019

phart

noun: fart that takes place in a pharmacy or produced by a pharmacist.

My pharmacist, Ryan, pharted while discussing my medications with me last week.

by peterangelo September 1, 2009

phart

The fart that is let out while taking a pee; usually one that provides great relief. At times it may sneak out.

O man, I just went to the bathroom and ripped a massive phart.

by TracyChapman October 31, 2008

phart

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PHART kicked some serious ass at the last adventure race.

by PHART June 14, 2006

phartplugger

homosexual male, eg. one that engages in anal intercourse.

that john is a bigger phartplugger than liberace, but not as phat yo.

by lingolingum December 27, 2002

phart

Another word for fart, or gas; seen as formal slang.

Did you phart my dear lady?

by youngin July 20, 2006