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Oxnard Crew

by xxx December 11, 2003
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Oxnard Kneepad

When you eat a whole pepperoni pizza and then poop on the floor for your lover to kneel in.
I love to get the ol' Oxnard Kneepad when I get comfortable with a lady.
by gothamchick September 10, 2018
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Oxnard High School

A whole lot of people crowed with a usual of 5 major fights a year all the other ones are petty and over drugs or some. Mostly Mexicans, Asians but like 5 blacks per year. 60% of the girls are beautiful girls, 5% of that 60% will get pregnant there. No cute or worthy boys; what so ever!
Are u going to Oxnard High School next year? - ya them girls be fine.
U know the ONE black kid with waves, he goes to Oxnard High School ? - psh O ya
by Aha-ha May 30, 2019
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Oxnard special

When someone gets killed in a felonious act and as a reward they get their face on a t shirt and a car wash for funeral expenses
Cholo: Did you hear about lil stepz

Cholo 2: nah what happened

Cholo: stepz broke into the wrong house and got an Oxnard special

Cholo 2: R.I.P Stepz
by Nimrodthahunta March 23, 2022
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Oxnard sweep

When a repeat criminal offender gets killed in the commission of a crime and has no family or next of kin so the police just sweep it under the rug
Cop 1: looks like there was a shooting at the liquor store perp was killed
Cop 2: here we go again more paperwork

Cop 1: no he is a repeat offender and it looks like he doesn’t have family or kin

Cop 2: Aww sweet a Oxnard sweep
by Nimrodthahunta April 18, 2022
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Oxnard Woman

Doesn't give head or anal or either.
Shes and Oxnard Woman like a pillow princess, doesn't give head or anal. You'd be lucky to get a hand job.
by Daddy Hub May 22, 2024
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Silver Strand Beach, Oxnard

The last place in the world you want to be if you don't already live there. Post housing crash Newport Beach weekenders trying to run the place, grizzled old territorial local surfers, and a bunch of bored teenagers make this place heaven for some, and hell for most others.
The surf can get good, great even, but the locals rule the spot. If you don't live here, don't surf here. Slashed tires, broken windows, and the occasional beatdown is common. If the locals don't get you, and the surf is big, it will get you even worse. Silver Strand can take care of itself.
White, Mexican, Philipino, Samoan, Japanese, it doesn't matter out here. It's us against the world. One road in, one road out.
Drugs are rampant but crime is petty.
Home to the Nardcore punk scene. Many legendary bands came from Silver Strand. Agression, Stalag 13, Dr. Know, Ill Repute, and recently In Control and Annihilation Time.
Home of The Currans, Nathaniel and Timmy, pro surfers. Brandon Cruz, local surfer turned kid actor, now back to local surfer.

Food is good, cheap, and varied. Pepe's Mexican, Jetty Surf Sushi, and Big Daddy O's BBQ. Quincy Street for the O.C. transplants and rich kooks.
The S.S.L. rule the waters of Silver Strand Beach, Oxnard.

Listen to Agression's "Locals Only" for the attitude of this small beach.
by Surf Regulator October 29, 2009
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