Oxford

A small city in the midlands of the UK. Would not be famous at all if it wasnt for one of the best and oldest universities in the world. Not much really happens but its still a good place to live, nice and safe. Alot of people will say its full of stuck up people from the university, which is true to an extent, but you have to remember they are not actually from oxford, and have came from all over the UK and the world. Lots of weird/hippyish interesting drugged up people that make the place unique. Other than that its like anyother place. Shitty high street with shitty chain shops. Great for being outdoors. In summer you can not top a day sitting by the river in uni parks or christchurch with a few beers and a spliff. Good pubs also.

A nice place, Oxford

Oxford by The Marvelous Slut February 25, 2010

oxford

1. The oldest university in the English speaking world; point of highest achievement.
If you're at Oxford U, there's no further earthly thing you could possibly want. The pinnacle of top education, the most beautiful of architecture, the coolest tutors, the grand history... etc.

2. Among the most beautiful of cities in the world.

"After having no life for all my high school years, the mad working has paid off! I'm accepted into Oxford!"
"Rich genius bastard!"

oxford by FranzMerlin January 22, 2006

Oxford

A city in Oxfordshire: England. Famous for it's university, which is like quite old. Less famous for it's traffic jams and the general depression outsiders acquire having to listen to Oxford students blather on about how getting a degree is the only way you’ll get ahead in life.

Thank fuck I only have to work in this shithole of a place called Oxford!

Oxford by sine October 23, 2004

Oxford

A town with a messed up intersection, 5 restaurants all next to each other, a school full of hicks, and a public bathroom (aka the oxford pool) The only thing to do here is to leave. If you blink while you drive through it you will miss it.

Hey were coming into oxford" 1 second later "Hey were leaving Oxford

Oxford by Rabidteddybear February 18, 2011

oxford

rhyming slang = oxford and cambridge = boat race = face

I spotted her from across the room, she had an oxford like a bag of smashed crabs!

oxford by boonrany July 30, 2008

Oxford

The alternative to going to Cambridge.

If Oxford university students consider Cambridge to be 'the other place' then Oxford is the original choice.

Cambridge is Anal sex therefore Oxford is good old fashioned up the cunt sex.

"Yeah, he totally went to Cambridge without asking me"
"Really, what did you think?"
"It was ok, I much prefer Oxford though"

Oxford by lethalandyoung May 16, 2009

Oxford

The gayest place on earth, located in southeast michigan, if you are gay and wanna show it, go to oxford where its ok because everyone there has a dick and they suck eachothers cocks daily. There is also a faggot named bill penly, he plays the butt sax and loves to finger his ass at band camp. Oxford people always cry about everything like if someone cool walks in, they will attempt to piss that person off and then will try to fuck the visitor up the ass the minute they sleep.Also they dont have anything cool in the Area, so they go to the neighboring town of lake orion to try and make them look like the shittiest town in michigan. However their Futile attempts are very terrible. Oxford sucks at all sports so they made up a sport where they kidnap children and put them inside creeper vans, this was how the rape game was started. fuck oxford, fuck them up their stupid assholes.

Guy 1, "I wanna go to the shittiest place possible in Michigan, Where should I go????"

Guy 2, "You should go to oxford, its the shittiest place around"

Guy 1, "I think ill go there, thanks for the advice."

Guy 2, "Just be careful when you sleep, you will probably feel like you have a dick in your ass every morning, oh wait, you will"

Guy 1, "Wow, that really does sound bad."

Oxford by LOLcats i made a deffinition October 26, 2011