Seat ownership

When you have a specific and favourite seat, and your friend or partner let's someone else sit there instead. Paramount to betrayal as it is YOUR spot. you own that spot.
Person 1: Hey, did you let someone use my seat?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: That's MY seat. I claimed Seat ownership.
Person 2: You can't own a seat position!
Person 1: Watch me
by chunkyheff January 28, 2022
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Self-ownership

I own myself, therefore, I have a right to control my own brain chemistry. Give me Adderall! Adderall WEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Hym "In the name of self-ownership is say to thee: GIVETH ME ADDERALL OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"
by Hym Iam August 08, 2022
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Fair Weather Ownership

When credit is claimed when things go well, but blame is assigned elsewhere when things don't.
One of my team members believes in Fair Weather Ownership. People were happy when he made a big song and dance about the dashboard he just built. When somebody pointed out a minor glitch his response was "it's not my code. it's Firefox that's making it error like that".
by tanjung April 01, 2015
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The equation that shows the moment in which a suburb changes to the "inner city"

Drive-by + Suburb = Inner city
There was a drive-by in the Fryelands last night? When did this place become such a hood? Well according to the Transitive Property of Ownership last night changed everything
by Almighty Reptar June 11, 2013
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Ok. So, let's say I don't own myself: Bring me your kid and a loaded gun... And then tell me not to shoot it in the head. If you truly own me I won't be able to pull the trigger....
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Ownership

Ohohohoho.... Wait... Don't tell me I have OWNERSHIP of likenesses... That would be hilarious!
Hym "Ownership!? No... Wait! Yes, actually. Pleasepleaseplease tell me I own Jennifer Lawrence! Pleaseplease God, let me own Jennifer Lawrence! 🙏😖 I would literally spare God's life to own Jennifer Lawrence! Ooooh man, I want that more than anything!"
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
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