An object of power that has given me great amounts of success in my love life, job, social life and schooling.
May the evil spirits infest you life and allow them to suck you into Ansem's darkness. You'll love it more than god, (as if she exists). Ouija, go out and create Chaos Emporer Dragon and Yata-Garasu. Mmm hmm... YES MASTER!!
by m0p1ka January 26, 2005
A board game sold by Parker Bros. based off of a Victorian-era parlor game. The name comes from joining the French & German word for yes “oui” & ja” together. The pointer moves because of overcompensation by one person to the involuntary hand movement of the other, which is why it takes two people to work. Once the pointer start moving, one person subconsciously “answers” the question asked the other asked and involuntarily moves towards the answer. Which is why “the board” only answers in languages the players speak and can’t answer questions to which the players don't know.
The only satanic thing about this game is the amount of money Parker Bros. make off of this scam.
The only satanic thing about this game is the amount of money Parker Bros. make off of this scam.
by Tragic Story September 28, 2004
A Parker brothers game originating from talking boards which have been around for centuries. The board is similar to a game board, with yes, no, ouija, the full alphabet, the numbers 0-9 and goodbye printed on it. includes a planchette which is a heart shaped piece of plastic on three legs with a clear piece of plastic for viewing. You play by placing the planchette on the board and putting your fingers on the planchette, usually played in groups of two or more. The planchette moves by itself, according to people that believe that the ouija board communicates with spirits. Some people believe that the people playing are moving the planchette subconsiously. Supposed to fortell the future and know all by some. A staple of teenage sleepovers and horror movies starting teenagers.
by Evil Bella January 08, 2004
The Ouija board works. My friends and i have used it multiple times. Everytime we have used it we swear to each other that we barely place our fingers on the message indicator and it still has moved very fast. We ask the spirits if they are friendly and would they like to talk to us. Some say they arent friendly and they dont want to talk to us, some have also been very nice and want to talk to us. We ask what they want to talk about and sometimes they say they want to talk about themselfs or us. Some are able to tell the users' future and some arent. We have many reasons to know it works. We asked a spirit who one of my friends will marry, and it spelled her current boyfriends last name exactly right (and it is a very long, un-common last name) and we knew we never said it out loud. We also asked what our childrens names would be, and it spelled out names we have already decided on. We also asked what people we knew were doing at the time, it would give us answers, we then called the people and asked them what they were doing and the spirit was right. I'm not saying that the spirtis might be exactly right about the predicting future thing, but the scary fact is that it spelled out exact names of things and people we know. We made sure we never said the answers outloud so it would just feed off of what we said. The Ouija boardd might not work for everyone because it has to be taken seriously to work. Everyone has to make sure they dont accidentally move the message indicater, sometimes the strentgh is weak of the message indicator, but other times it can be very strong.
by HayleyDEAR June 04, 2009
A satanic game from parker bros.
Allows you to communicate with the dead.
The only dead people you can communicate with are the ones who were bat shit crazy and died in nut houses.
So thats why they make no sense.
The two pictures in the bottom corners allow the "spirits" to take over your body.
If one person plays it by themselves, they can become "possessed" by the EEVVIILLL spirits!!!
Allows you to communicate with the dead.
The only dead people you can communicate with are the ones who were bat shit crazy and died in nut houses.
So thats why they make no sense.
The two pictures in the bottom corners allow the "spirits" to take over your body.
If one person plays it by themselves, they can become "possessed" by the EEVVIILLL spirits!!!
by Splenda, Jelly Donut February 16, 2008
dangerous. It allows bad spirits to communicate with you and invited them into your home in order to do it. So if you want your home haunted with evil spirits or demons. go ahead! If you want to ever sell your house and/or be able to sleep at night. dont.
Phool: Yeah man I'v got this Ouija board! lets have a game!
Phil: No thanks, thats for idiots.
Phool: Spoil sport
Phil: Bye
Evil Spirit: I'm going to kill you in 5...4...3...2...1...
Phil: No thanks, thats for idiots.
Phool: Spoil sport
Phil: Bye
Evil Spirit: I'm going to kill you in 5...4...3...2...1...
by Sally-Bob March 31, 2005
by life is disturbing September 11, 2005