Mutual throw each other day is a day replacing national throw short people day, and it takes place on October 21. This day has been taken over by the short people, so they can get their revenge arc without having to wait until national throw tall people day.
Tall person: “Ha it’s October 21st! That means I get to throw you today”
Short person: “Actually it’s mutual throw each other day, so I can throw you as well.”
Short person: “Actually it’s mutual throw each other day, so I can throw you as well.”
by mother????? October 15, 2021
"Fuck Petey"
"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."
*giggling*
"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."
*giggling*
by SerbianWarCriminal May 01, 2019
bob: Hey Lisa I got you a mug!
Lisa: Why..?-
Bob: It's April 14th, aka National Give your significant other a mug day!
Lisa: Why..?-
Bob: It's April 14th, aka National Give your significant other a mug day!
by LetMeMakeYourDay April 14, 2022
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by Ojizzle November 22, 2023
May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga
Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
by hippoman38279190 April 29, 2021
October 27th is post your significant other day! whether that's ur girlfriend, boyfriend or theyfriend, post them!
girl: did u know its Post your significant other day
boy: no
girl: shit imma post u
boy: jit ion feel u in dat way 😭
boy: no
girl: shit imma post u
boy: jit ion feel u in dat way 😭
by Archiekins545 October 07, 2022