by Oswaldo likes penis October 23, 2019
The suavest most artisanal man to grace this plane of existence. Oswaldo Gago grew up in Nicaragua where he fought off the witches and chupacabra's to defend his village and save his people. Later in life he moved to the new land (Florida) where he would start fresh and capture the hearts of a new species of humans and everything around him. To be "Oswaldo Gago" means to be not only the coolest guy around, but the type of guy James Bond and John Wick want to be when they grow up. There isn't a guy around more fly than Oswaldo Gago. As men we can only hope to one day become Oswaldo Gago.
Damn have you seen dorky Tony recently? He's become such an Oswaldo-Gago since I've last seen him! The ladies can't stay away from him!
by Quasar Queef October 16, 2018
by Turts the god November 13, 2019
Boooooooooooooooooooooòôõœoooooooooòooïiiiiiįiiiiīiiiiìiii oswaldo is known as a sticky plastic Mexican man on the ceiling that like bread and corn
by TheFoxInATopHat February 10, 2018
by Turts the god November 13, 2019
He's sweet fun caring loveable the best love I ever received! He kind to others respectfully politely and amazing father friend hoping one day my husband! Great father to his kids he going make me happy wife one day!
by Jen hendrickson March 07, 2020
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