Osiris

An amazing sweet hearted boy who loves picking out the most beautiful and prettiest girls of them all he also likes going for girls that are taken but no matter what he does he still goes out and fight for the girl he wants.

Osiris is such a cute boy

by Me987 December 11, 2018

Osiris

1) Ancient Egyptian God of the Underworld

2) The 1337est fansub translator to graze this earth.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

osiris

The egyptian wiegher of souls. Any motha fuck who did dark shit would have to face him to know where they were gonna go

Busta cap bitch!, osiris gonna take your ass down

by PAki chan June 10, 2005

osiris

1. The Egyptian god of the underworld

2. The best damn skate shoe company in this time period

yo, I just got some new Osiris, lets skate

by chrisss January 19, 2006

osiris

Osiris is a muscular and athletic guy. Even though he's athletic he is very lazy. he's mixed race and not tall but not short. his favorite things to do are ski/snowboard, football and play video games. he has decent grades but not the best in the friend group.

Osiris is really hot.

by noman123987 December 10, 2019

Osiris Poser

One of those kids who always wear Osiris shoes to school and claim they skate but they don't. They also think they are so awesome for wearing them even though they are big, bulky, really shiny, and annoying to look at with those huge letters and flashy colors to get your attention. It's okay if you wear Osiris shoes that are low profile and regular looking, just not the big ones with huge letters that spell "OSIRIS" on the tongue and back of the shoe.

Dude: Wow, look at Anthony and his retarded looking Osiris shoes.

Dude #2: Yeah, I heard he is full of himself for wearing them.

Dude: What an Osiris poser.

by xocnwahs March 20, 2011

osiris martinez

Osiris Martinez is the best human being in the world. He is the handsomest and most caring husband. He knows exactly what to say and when to say it. His eyes are what calms me down when I felt like giving up for so long, he truly deserves the world. His curls make him look so damn fine ... makes him look even more like a superhero; my superhero. I truly am in love with this goofy, passionate, beyond life changing blessing. If I could use a few words to describe him I would say: fine as fuck, perfect, handsome, friendly, caring, understanding, goofy, just anything perfect. His hugs are the most warm and welcoming, and his soft lips make me feel like a princess when he kisses any part of me. I love you and it will always be us in our blue house with our 6 monkeys.

Osiris Martinez is the love of my life.

by Mrs. Valerie Martinez November 24, 2018