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Orb.

Spherical colored glass or polished brass lawn decoration product popular among suburban dwellers with too much time on their hands. Often used in conjunction with an equally ill conceived lawn pedestal. Due to their globe shape and typical poor mounting on the cheap pedestals, these orbs will often roll into a neighbors yard when blown by a strong wind.
1) "what the fuck....could you pick up your stupid orb?"

2) "their orb stayed there for like six months until I kicked it under a bush"
by johnny speed rocket October 23, 2007
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Your an orb
by Ali Baba Warsaw September 9, 2012
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Orb

Someone who possesses the qualities opposite that of a common "bro." Characteristics include putting one's girlfriend first, failing to fulfill the duties of a wingman, and having a general respect for others and society.
Steven: Dude, Drew hasn't slept here in nine nights because he's with his girlfriend.
Brandon: What an orb.
by Brandon Brauer October 18, 2008
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You massive orb
by not orb September 16, 2020
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An IDM group, called The Orb, containing Dr. Alex Paterson, and Thomas Fehlman, who create beautiful music for enjoyment.
That song... That's The Orb - Asylum 7'' Edit
by AMT February 25, 2003
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Any member of subspecies "Toddicus"
Oh my god, would you look at the size of his ORB!
by Owen Arby May 1, 2003
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fellatio, brains, dome, head; another term for oral sex performed on a male
Dude: Yo im just tryin to cop some orb...
by Handsome Joe August 1, 2005
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