The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.
by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015
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1. Point at which alcohol intoxication adds and not hinders one's ability to chat, pull, and perform sexually.
2. Intoxication from alcohol leading to greater confidence in approaching the opposite sex, but not causing the other sex to think you are a complete drunk.
2. Intoxication from alcohol leading to greater confidence in approaching the opposite sex, but not causing the other sex to think you are a complete drunk.
Guy 1: "Man, you were on fire last night with the ladies. They loved everything you said. Did you take those twins home?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was optimum drunk."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was optimum drunk."
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Get the Dildo-optimums mug.Rickshaw's Optimum Theorem states that at any moment of lethargy, regardless of anticipation or willingness, shall productivity invariably be inferior to that of complete inaction.
By Rickshaw’s Optimum Theorem, I should do this leave this assignment for tomorrow as I am very tired.
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