Ong-Bak

The best thing ever made. It can not get any better than how it is.

That girl is Ong-Bak

by Jared Carpenter February 19, 2005

Ong-Bak

To push, jostle, or shove with the elbow

"Give me a Cheeto before I have to Ong-Bak you."

by PersonGuy March 31, 2005

Ong Bak-ing

dipping your testicles in soy sauce and slapping them across your partners face.

I tried Ong Bak-ing that girl last night. She didn't seem to like it too much.

by Renzou2k4 and Kohldar October 11, 2008

ong bak'd

basically, past tense for re-creating a move from the movie Ong Bak:The Thai Warrior, and using it on an ordinary civilian, usually an emo kid. some of the best include the knee and elbows to the head, and the kick to the face. watch the movie and mix and match your own combinations, then find some emo kids to test it on. they're as passive as hindu cows, until they actually get hurt. then they're like rabbits that had just been shot in the abdomen. FUN ENSUES!

Guy 1: Dude look, some little emos are crossing the street!

Guy 2: HEY THATS J-WALKING!

Guy 1: Get em legs!

*Guy 2 Ong Bak's the emo kids*

Emo kids: *either unconscious or squealing*

Guy 2 Standing over the incapacitated emo kids: Ya'll just got Ong Bak'd!

Guy 1: word

by kristov June 20, 2006

Houdini Ong-Bak

When you are doing a girl from behind and right as you are about to shoot your seed you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you've cum. She turns around and you bust it right in her eye, followed by crushing her skull with your elbows, a la "Ong-Bak"...

Ultranick: How'd things go with that chick last night?

Birfs: You won't be seeing her again. She was too clingy so I gave her the ol' Houdini Ong-Bak... just don't tell the coppers.

by Pierre Lecavillier January 31, 2007

ongbak

A derogatory term for someone of Thai descent, although can be unilaterally applied to anyone with Asian features.

"Hey look what that sweaty Ongbak put in my food"

by df1800 July 28, 2012