one eyed pirate

Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".

You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.

one eyed pirate by Vincent May 13, 2004

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One Eyed Pirate

The act of a female impersonating a one legged pirate by allowing her lover to kick her in the shins and cum in one of her eyes.

Girl 1: "why are you limping and wearing an eye patch today?"

Girl 2: "Oh, my boyfriend just gave me the old one eyed pirate last night. Aarrrrrrrrr me hearties!"

One Eyed Pirate by DannyBoy78 September 27, 2008

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one eyed pirate

when a guy kicks some broad in the shin then jizzes in her eye. After this event, the bitch will proceed to hop around on one leg with one eye closed and continuously scream arrrrr.

This sexual "game" originates in Medieval England.

My boiiieee morgan one-eye-pirated some bitch he met at the mall.

one eyed pirate by berk and blatt December 2, 2004

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The one eyed pirate should be a selfish act. Get her from behind, and as you are gettin 'er done, reach around the back of your head with the right hand, covering the left eye (or vice-versa if you are a southpaw). A parrot on the shoulder is optional. Saying "Aaargh!" or "Shiver me timbers!" is not.

Aye! Polly! Check out this one eyed pirate!

one eyed pirate by Dirty Steve March 17, 2007