when receiving head, right before you cum, poke your lady in the eye, kick her in the shin and then gizz down her throat. resulting in a hop on one leg, one eye closed tight and a gargling arrhhhggg noise coming from her throat.
by Mckaytrio January 29, 2008
Get the one eyed piratemug. Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".
by Vincent May 13, 2004
Get the one eyed piratemug. The act of a female impersonating a one legged pirate by allowing her lover to kick her in the shins and cum in one of her eyes.
Girl 1: "why are you limping and wearing an eye patch today?"
Girl 2: "Oh, my boyfriend just gave me the old one eyed pirate last night. Aarrrrrrrrr me hearties!"
Girl 2: "Oh, my boyfriend just gave me the old one eyed pirate last night. Aarrrrrrrrr me hearties!"
by DannyBoy78 September 27, 2008
Get the One Eyed Piratemug. when a guy kicks some broad in the shin then jizzes in her eye. After this event, the bitch will proceed to hop around on one leg with one eye closed and continuously scream arrrrr.
This sexual "game" originates in Medieval England.
This sexual "game" originates in Medieval England.
by berk and blatt December 2, 2004
Get the one eyed piratemug. The one eyed pirate should be a selfish act. Get her from behind, and as you are gettin 'er done, reach around the back of your head with the right hand, covering the left eye (or vice-versa if you are a southpaw). A parrot on the shoulder is optional. Saying "Aaargh!" or "Shiver me timbers!" is not.
by Dirty Steve March 17, 2007
Get the one eyed piratemug. what doing a girl in the ass you pull your dick out and jizz in her eye, thus causing her to say arrr like a pirate
by Kimosawby December 7, 2004
Get the one eyed piratemug. by Pete West August 9, 2003
Get the One Eyed Piratemug.