one time

The start of every stupid story someone tells you.

"This one time...I...went...and climbed a tree"

by Rob April 18, 2005

one time

In los angeles, aprox. around the 1980's gangs used the expression to identify a police car with only "one" officer.

"One time, holmes" ahh dont trip dawg he aint gonna get out the car he's by himself.

by Slingin Ink Tattoos September 28, 2005

one time

what a gay guy says to an insisting female blow job

Come on baby, I know you're gay, but you're so hot! OK honey, but just one time.

by jsted May 21, 2011

one time

When you want to get on a fine hunny but you definitely won't want it when you're sober

"So I saw that girl at a party, woke up the next morning said 'ONE TIME' and bounced."

by Stan Podalak November 4, 2008

one time

In the late ninties on the street of central California one-time referred to police coming down the strip, to warn everyone that they were in the vicinity. But One Time meant one police car, two time two police rollin' etc.

"one time rollin' down"

by Tatianna marie October 24, 2005

one time

police

they sound the siren one time to pull you over

by Anonymous November 14, 2001

one time

a great excuse for any possible situation, or a sure-fire way to get a chicky to hook up with you

1. "Dude I'm SO sorry I dented the hood of your car while I was banging your girlfriend, but on the bright side... it was probably just one time."

2. "Hey, so ummmm... you and me? Just one time?"

by gregMONEYasplund December 15, 2008