the one eyed wonder worm

penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz

He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.

by Dingus July 11, 2003

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

one eyed monster worm

a very large gnarly cock

little timmy used his one eyed monster worm to plow a furrow in little suzy's back pasture

by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm

Slang for penis

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm probed the depths of Jane's cavernous orifices

by Hellyan November 29, 2003