Omniologist

A person who studies everything, often sitting in a high place to do so.

"Look at that guy up there just watching everything, he must be some sort of Omniologist

by Vince0514 October 10, 2007

oovologist

Someone who is a master in oovology, which is the study of UV-Blue.. by far the best blue raspberry vodka out there

Sean Rooney.. the only living oovologist

by Holtz April 3, 2005

Oncologistics

The complex coordination of scheduling multiple ongoing Oncology appointments, laboratory-tests, surgeries, clinical trial interviews and loan applications during cancer diagnosis and treatment

My cancer diagnosis was quite unexpected, but still not as surprising as having to fit the time-sucking oncologistics into my life ever since.

by LazloKaiser December 21, 2025

ontologist

A philosopher who, first of all, deal with the nature of existence in relation to being a human being. Secondly tries to extrapolate these findings to other known and not known beings in existence.So a primary question is: What is the nature of being a human. Possible answers may be used to predict behaviour or to understand behaviour. Also an ontologist will attempt to determine what rules and statements that are valid within a certain domain of existence.

They are skilled ontologists and have mapped the organisation to a large extent.

by Dajmon December 22, 2017

oniologist

a person who studies onions

Oniologists have studied the growth of onions and have concluded that the onion is a mathematical term for any natural number.

by Jan Karlo November 20, 2021

oncallogist

A doctor who specializes in treating people with exhaustion-burnout due to their jobs' requiring them to be ready to jump at a moment's notice 24/7.

Jobs like being a paramedic or Triple-A tow-truck driver may indeed pay a bit better due to the uncertain hours, but they often require having an oncallogist on speed-dial!

by QuacksO October 28, 2022

Proct-omologist

A rather obscure medical profession that specializes in the treatment of analretinosis.

These medical professional perform both optol-rectomies and Craini-ass- tomies.

Rodney: is that fuckhead Joe gonna go see a proct-omologist, or just keep spewing his
spoiled brat punk rock bullshit.
Ricky: I hope so bro, he really has a real bod case of analretinosis, but he ain’t gotta job, so I guess his mom has to pay for it.

by Commonsense mofo June 12, 2018