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Onanism

I think someone did onanism in my coffee again. That sure aint milk.

Well you would know scab mouth!
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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post-onanismic depression

a feeling of depression and sometimes guilt one has after masturbation (onanism).
Some people are afflicted by post-onanismic depression.
by uttam maharjan August 10, 2010
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onanism

that boy is so onanistical
he is havin a blast with that onanism
My pito is ready for its ony time
by mexican't101 February 25, 2009
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Onnaist

Onnaist

Onnaists are the followers of the religion Onnaism which was founded by the great and powerful Onna.

To convert to Onnaism you must follow Commandments of Onna;
1. You must be black
2. You must use the word "yank"
3. You must subscribe to Sammy Classic sonic fan on Youtube
4. You must pray to Onna every night before bed and before you masturbate

5. You must have a good taste in music (which does not include anything on the radio)
6. You must grow a Hitler mustache
Then, and only then, will you be able to be a true Onnaist
mikel: Onnaists are a terroristic threat to baked potatoes
yank: ye ye bluh
by Handslikehouses July 16, 2014
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Onanism

The withdrawl method of birth control

(removeing ones penis before reaching orgasm)

-not an effective method of birth control
Lets do onanism tonight hunny
by dude August 24, 2003
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