sex on the beach

Alcoholic drink made with vodka, peach schnapps, and fruit juices (usually cranberry, pineapple, and a citrusy juice)

"Real sex on the beach doesn't use a sweet 'n sour mix, you dolt"

by H.C. S. February 28, 2005

Sex on the beach

On the West coast, a drink consisting of vodka, peach schapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice. On the East coast, a drink consisting of melon liqueur and pineapple juice.

I'll have one Sex On the Beach please.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

steel on the beach

This is a very common kink among gay guys, where they will get a boner, lay on the sand and play ring toss with each other. surprisingly this sport is banned in most countries. The sport was invented by Tobias Mortensen as he thought normal ring toss was too boring and not gay enough.

guy1: I played steel on the beach yesterday.
guy2: i find that very gay.

by Antondenfede February 1, 2022

As fresh as a stroll on the beach

A phrase used to describe the odor produced by a woman's vagina. This is a polite way of saying that her vulva smells like dead sea creatures.

Doug: I remember the first time I got into Nicole's panties.

Phil: Oh yeah? What was it like?

Doug: As fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.

Phil: That seems to be everybody's opinion of what her crotch smells like. Rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010

sex on the beach

An alcoholic drink.

Sex on the beach is the best drink!

by Genny April 29, 2004

Sex-On-the-Beach

<noun>
a session of masturbation in which the "user" employs sunscreen lotion as a means of lubrication, leaving all lights on and turning the therm up to 84.

"Woke up this morning to my pink Motorola RAZR screaming an indie folk song, had some eggs, a Sex-On-the-Beach, took a shower, then here I am."

by lubricationVarient September 21, 2011

sex on the beach

When you go down to the beach and have sex.

Johnny: Want some sex on the beach?
Jilly: That sounds great!
Johnny: Bend over then.
Jilly: You pervert!

by lui kang December 28, 2005